Craig Steltz will Shoryuken your ass!
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June 2, 2008, 4:30 pm
Filed under: chicago bears, comedy, football, nfl, offseason, sports | Tags: chicago bears, chicago bears blog, craig steltz, hadouken, ken, look alike, offseason boredom, paul mccartney, rex grossman, ryu, safety, shoryuken, street fighter, video game
Filed under: chicago bears, comedy, football, nfl, offseason, sports | Tags: chicago bears, chicago bears blog, craig steltz, hadouken, ken, look alike, offseason boredom, paul mccartney, rex grossman, ryu, safety, shoryuken, street fighter, video game
Is safety Craig Steltz, the Bears’ 2008 fourth-round draft selection and latest recipient of a four-year deal, actually the former sparring partner, rival and best friend of Ryu, who trained under the same master or does he just look like Ken Masters from the Street Fighter video game series?
Big props to my buddy Simon on the call. It leaves me to wonder, which other Bears players look like somebody else? Could Rex Grossman be mistaken for a young Paul McCartney?

Do you know of any current or past Bears players with a look alike? Spill it here. Hey, it’s the kind of stuff you have to do when training camp is basically two months away.
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Comment by a June 3, 2008 @ 9:20 pmRyuuuuuu-ken!!
Comment by Anonymous June 3, 2008 @ 9:21 pmHow about actor John Amos and Lovie Smith?
Comment by Orton's Lazy Eye June 4, 2008 @ 12:42 pmnate vasher= usher. hahahahah
Comment by J. bone June 4, 2008 @ 1:00 pmi’ve seen steltz use a fireball on a WR before…he got suspended and fined for it though
Comment by Anonymous June 5, 2008 @ 12:03 pmSince when did fireballin’ become a fineable offense?
Can you imagine?
Furrey over the middle for the tough grab…and oh! he gets fireballed by Steltz! Incomplete! Incomplete!
Comment by Orton's Lazy Eye June 5, 2008 @ 7:31 pmrex grossman looks like a transvestite experiment gone wrong.
Comment by Anonymous June 5, 2008 @ 11:20 pmOrton fan, Anon?
How about Terrence Metcalf as Charles S. Dutton?
Comment by Orton's Lazy Eye June 6, 2008 @ 2:37 pm