Gould is good for five more years

Hello, ladies and gentleman. I’m TV’s Robbie Gould and I just signed a five-year contract extension that will keep me a Chicago Bear untill 2013. Besides being the most accurate kicker in Bears history with at least 50 attempts, I also play guitar, study foreign languages and read technical manuals.

this looks like a dating add. “i enjoy walking on the beach…”
you should make it say “hellooo ladies!”
haha
You’re a genius! But limiting it to just ladies would mean that the Bears aren’t the non-discriminating organization they say they are.
[...] to a five-year deal earlier in May making him the NFL’s highest-paid kicker, Gould will be counted on again in [...]